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"Jesus Christ died on a cross.
It is unknown whether or not the cross was on fire.
He actually died while doing bodyshots off of a egyptian hooker while sailing up the Euphrates river.
The boat started to sink so he lashed together a raft, and tied himself to it so the hooker couldn't kick him off.
Sadly the raft overturned and he drowned. Some Romans found him and his raft and thought that the stunt was pretty awesome so they put him up on top of a hill." -mrmephistopheles